Baseball Bat Fetish?

This photo detail is from the cover of an old porn magazine called “Fetish In Films”. But it just makes me laugh. I mean, it’s a menacing scene and all, but if anybody actually gets hit with this bat, you don’t have a porn movie any more, you have what the police call “evidence”:

tied up for a beating with ... a bat?

Just a reminder that we’re lucky to live in an age that has decent fetish porn, even if we could wish it were better. It wasn’t so long ago that pornographers and movie makers didn’t even know what fetish was. How many people ever fetishised getting hit with a bat? (Not enough, I’m sure, to give this magazine cover the fetish sales allure its publisher hoped for.)

Picture is from Usenet.

Being There

I’ve heard it said that the secret to success in life lies in just showing up. From which follows by operation of logic that just being there is almost as important.

A point which Abel has obviously grasped firmly:

“You spanked me last night,” I whined to Abel on the phone as he rode the train to work. “I was falling asleep. I had already fallen asleep! And you spanked me! Really hard! Why?”

“Well,” Abel said pensively. “You were there.”

She Likes “Pain”

If Bethie’s reaction to our suede flogger is anything to judge by (and it’s the data I’ve got), the impact of a suede flogger is more like erotic massage than anything approaching pain in the classic sense. And other accounts I read, like this one from Ramblings From An Insatiable Submissive, seem to reinforce that conclusion:

He had me so worked up that I was riding him and squirting so much that it was running down off his sides and onto the bed. The bed got quite wet needless to say! I also enjoyed a very long very wonderfully wet and fabulous pussy licking and finger fucking from him. Tom’s mouth works my clit over like a pianist works a piano. He gets me so fired up that I have a hard time coming down from it, even though I have cum multiple multiple times.

I told Tom he needed to hurt me. And he gave me that “you still want more look”. Last Friday Tom brought me a present. A very nice present. And so when I asked for some pain, he was moderately quick to jump up and go looking for my new flooger.

I laid face down on the bed and he started flogging me. He started off slowly and then began to hit me harder and harder. He made me cum 3 times before he stopped. And we fell asleep snuggled into each other.

Spanked Into Shape

I suppose this could work. But I think it would make better spanking porn than it would actual fitness training:

spanked into shape

Although I suppose if you ran it naked boot camp style, and issued the drill instructors actual paddles and straps, you might get some results.

Professorial Spankings

Here’s a very old vintage spanking postcard image, featuring a mortar-board wearing professor and an obviously-naughty student:

professor spanks student

From Usenet.

The Cane As Vibration Delivery Device

Picture this in your mind’s eye:

A woman sits upright, hands tied above, legs tied, thighs held apart.

Camera closeup: male fingers thread a cane through a pair of rings that pierce her labia.

Camera pulls back: we see the cane across the top of her thighs, pulling and stretching out her pussy lips.

A man with a large and powerful vibrator runs it along the cane…

In a nutshell, that’s what happens in this shoot from the new Device Bondage website, which specializes in the hard core use of kinky toys and dungeon furniture.

It’s certainly an innovative use of the cane, and one I’d never thought of.

Clothespins On Her Bottom

Amber has been playing with clothespins:

I headed for the bedroom, with the baby playing peacefully downstairs. My favorite place for clothespins is my butt, actually, especially where it curves down into the valley towards the center, so I placed four there, and one on each of my nether lips. It hurt and burned, which translates into “felt just right.” I knelt in front of the bed, as if for a spanking, digging my face into the mattress, and pushed my fingers between the pins. The pinching pain, combined with my finger hurrying up and down my clitoris, brought on the waves of pleasure in no time. Can’t wait to try them with my husband next to me.