Royal Spanking Lust

This is an old picture of Prince Charles standing around doing, well, not very much. I’m sure he’s putting in a princely appearance at some worthy rural affair. I don’t know what the British equivalent of an American county fair is called, but whatever it’s called, I suspect he’s at one, and wishing he weren’t.

However, we shouldn’t forget that spanking is often called “The English Vice”. Moreover, thanks to the British tabloids, we know the prince has at least one significant kink (toe sucking, anyone?). And kinks travel in packs. So, can we guess the thought that’s currently passing through the bored royal mind?

prince charles lustfully looking at a spankable ass

From James Stephenson’s Spanking Blog.

Hardware Store Spanking

I’m laughing hard at this photo taken at a prominent U.S. “big box” hardware store chain:

shopping girls play with spanking spoons in the store

I found the photo via the Spank Statement, so how do I know where it was taken? Because I stood in front of an identical display about three weeks ago, and decided to buy one of those wooden spoons. They are stout, heavy, well-shaped, and make perfect (if harsh) spanking implements.

When I showed my prospective purchase to Bethie, she said “Where did you find those?” And then she ran off to buy more (presumably to use as prizes in one of her contests at The Spanking Den).

Her enthusiasm, however, diminished markedly after preliminary (over her blue jeans) testing at home. Mine, on the other hand, increased. Very nice spanking spoons.

Punished For Surfing The Porn

One minute the girls are happily looking at spanking porn on the internet:

girls caught surfing porn

The next, they have been caught, and now they are living it instead of looking at it:

girl spanked for surfing porn

Although, to be honest, this beauty doesn’t seem very concerned. That might change as her bottom becomes increasingly welted!

From CalStar Spanking.

Melodramatic About Getting Strapped

There’s a story about an informal judicial caning in colonial Singapore over at A Taste Of The Birch, in which the daughter of a British official is punished for a senseless theft. The bondage as she is prepped for punishment is impressive and fun:

I was grasped by the two constables and dragged to the end of the bench and stood up with my hips touching the edge. One officer held my wrists while the other bent down and grasped my ankles, spreading some sort of bar between them. The spread of my legs further tightened the fabric over my bottom making it pull up into my crotch, quite painfully ‘splitting’ me as I was pulled by the wrists over the bench’s end.

This done, the one who had fastened my ankles moved to my waist. I became really frightened as he reached under me and undid the single button of my chemise and pulled its edges out from under me, pushing it up to my neck, before drawing a broad strap across my back at waist level and tightening it up till my tummy, breasts and pelvis were held tightly to the wooden top.

My cry of “Oh please no!” was ignored as first one arm was released, and then the other allowing my chemise to be once more removed now that I was modestly positioned across the bench. I was conscious that again I was virtually bare. My wrists were then strapped to the front legs.

The constables joined the Commander and the European woman, while the doctor approached me with something that looked like a dog-muzzle, then put its straps over my head and two metal, rubber covered bars in my mouth, behind my teeth, wedging my mouth open.

“Don’t be frightened,” he said in a vain attempt at reassurance, “This is just to ensure that you breathe freely and don’t bite your tongue.”

However, the description of a few “warmup” strokes she gets with a strap is impressively melodramatic:

the European woman put down the broad strap she had selected, removed her tailored jacket, and went over to the washing area, returning with the bucket.

My whole body convulsed as it seemed at first that my bottom was being scalded. It took me a few seconds, and the touch of the woman’s hand, to realise it was freezing cold water and not heat that was soaking through the thin cotton covering my bottom.

I saw the sergeant, cane in hand, join the watching group. Thinking this was another hiatus, I closed my eyes and tried to regain some self control.

SPLAT! The noise echoed off the walls and, at the same time, my poor bottom exploded, the pain sensation spreading from the very centre of each cheek, through the layers of skin, down into my loins, thighs and belly, like some gigantic wasp-sting. I gurgled and gasped, dribbling and banging my head on the bench in anguish.

My bottom felt as if it were swelling fit to burst the tight fabric containing it! SPLAT! Again the terrible burning and stinging, now spreading down my thighs. The horrible wait for the next stroke – get on with it! Please get it over! – SPLAT! SPLAT!

Wallet Photo Spanking

I’m not sure what the scenario is supposed to be in this worn 1950s-era “wallet porn” spanking photo from vintage. Perhaps “Suburban Housewife Punishing Her Adult Daughter?”

suburban spanking photo

It’s A Man’s World

Look, it’s already no secret that Spanking Blog honors the old Van Heusen approach to life, love, and relationships (while wearing a really good shirt). Now we discover that a man’s life gets even better when you put a Van Heusen tie on that shirt:

in a man

Show her it’s a man’s world. Van Heusen ties for men only! Brand new man-talking, power-packed ties that tell her it’s a man’s world… and make her so happy it is.

You gotta love it.

Apologizing Too Late

Bratty from Bratty’s World writes about the perils of early morning lip:

Which brings us to about 6:50 this morning. Sometimes I am just bratty, one of N’s favorite habits of mine is when he barks things like “you better watch that attitude little girl” if I then reply back “you better watch YOUR attitude little girl.” Promise, it’s his faaaaavorite.

As I’m walking out the door I find myself being escorted by the arm back towards the sofa. “I can’t believe I have to make myself late for work and you late for school because I have to spank you.” Over the back of the couch I went, all he wanted was an apology and although I did apologize all the way down to the coushins, apparently that doesn’t count. :-(

Why do they make dress pants so thin? My poor booty was defenseless against those iron hands once again. He tends to spank hardest when we’re limited on time. As we speak I am sitting in class on my sore bottom, trying very hard not to shift too much in my chair.

“Baabbbbyyyy! that was hard!”

“I promise that’s just a taste of what you’ll get tonight if I hear any hint of that attitude tonight. Now scoot.”

With a pat on my booty I was off to school.