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I can confidently assert that Bethie will not be getting one of these. What? And undo all my hard work?

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• Mr. Spanky Bear
• A Twee Spanking Picture
• Outdoor Spanking

What’s a hard-working teacher to do when he has a whole classroom full of students who need a good ass-whupping?

Why, get a spanking machine of course:

From Usenet.

See Also:

• Yardstick Spanking Machine
• Wall Of Pain

It’s a comfy chair. (Say it with me: “Oh, no, not the comfy chair!”)

But perhaps not so comfy for her:

From Girls Boarding School.

Every spanko on the internet has seen the Spencer Spanking Plan, which has been circulating as a net.file for as long as there has been an internet. It’s invariably referenced as a “book” although the actual text wouldn’t fill much more than a pamphlet. The author is invariably given as “Dorothy Spencer” but copyright or publication dates vary from the late teens through 1936.

My question to all you smart collectors of spanking literature is this: Does anybody have accurate (heck, any) bibliographic info for the so-called book? Date of publication, publisher, city of publication, anything? Scans of the cover? Heck, scans of the whole thing? An actual original copy in your collection? Anything at all except web pages that repackage an old text file that used to circulate on UseNet?

All I’ve done so far is a quick, but not a thorough, Google search.

Just this once, links in the comments are welcome, if you’ve got any good info about The Plan. Or email me, I’m not fussy.

Thanks!

She knows she’s getting a spanking, but I don’t think she’s too happy about it:

Shamelessly “borrowed” from Vintage Spanking Photos.

Ahh, Paris Hilton, that fine blonde picture of privileged American youth. Is she in jail this week, or has she sniveled her way out again? I get so confused, even when I try to keep track, which is … never.

However, I can feel a MasterCard commercial coming on.

Picture Of Paris Hilton’s Ass: Free
Big Black Wooden Paddle: $49.00
Paris Hilton Getting Spanked: Priceless!

[Disclaimer: This post is for humor purposes only. Judicial spankings as featured on Spanking Blog should be understood as pure fantasy fodder. Spanking people without consent — even spoiled brat heiresses, no matter how richly they may deserve it — is not something Spanking Blog would ever seriously advocate.]