A Royal Bottom Spanking

Of course some young ladies will say anything to get into the newspapers. So, this is the latest gossipy nugget that prudent folk will disregard:

Last week, it was claimed Prince Harry had spent the night in bed with a blonde barmaid after getting drunk in a sleazy club. Katherine Smith claims the 22-year-old prince took her back to his rented house before dressing in a blue and orange sarong, taking off his underwear and spanking her bottom.

Via The Spanking Writers.

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Busted For Smoking

A couple of simple, classic spanking poses by a cute blonde busted for smoking:

girl gets an otk spanking for smoking

spanked for smoking cigarettes

From Girls Boarding School.

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Birched Over A Barrel?

Well, not a birching I suppose, but a bundle of slim bamboo rods ought to work much the same:

tied over a barrel and giving a good birching

From Bondage Blog.

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Severe Woman Spanks

She just doesn’t look friendly:

spanking from a mean-looking woman

From vintage.

Spanking Smurfette, Again

“But, Papa Smurf!”

papa smurf spanking smurfette

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No Panties, No Spanking

There is no spanking in this tale of shameless freedom from panties, but arguably, there ought to be. Those “my subconscious mind went and did what I wanted to all along, honest, I never meant to” moments are what spankings were invented to cure, no?

“You know, it’s actually a common practice to make your submissive go without panties in public.”

“WEAR PANTIES!”

“No one would know, just me and you. Can feel the breeze. I’ve done this back home when I was a teenager. When I didn’t have any clean ones. Even when it was colder outside.”

“I AM TELLING YOU TO WEAR THE FUCKING PANTIES!” (Or something almost like that).

“It’d be under the skirt, anyway.”

“Don’t the panties prevent you from getting stinky?”

“I suppose they do.”

“So you wanna go around stinky?”

“I mean…”

“YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR PANTIES. The idea of public embarrassment does not turn me on at all!”

“But it wouldn’t be public embarrassment, it would be private embarrassment.”

Tail between my legs, I put on the swimming suit and the indicated skirt over it, and brought a pair of panties with me to change into after the swim.

“WHAT? YOU WERE GOING TO GO WITHOUT PANTIES IN T H I S SKIRT? WITH THE SLIT ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP????”

“No, no, I am bringing them, see, they are right here,” I exclaimed defensively, waiving a pair of pink panties like a white flag.

“Pull up your skirt. Show me.”

I showed him the suit covering safely my private parts.

“Good.”

As fate would have it, when we were done splashing in the pool and it was time for me to take off my wet suit and change into my clothes, I realized that… the panties I thought I’d brought with simply weren’t there. Everyone’s familiar with the idea of a Freudian slip here, right?

Popeye Spanks Olive Oyle

Uh oh, it looks like Olive was a whiny annoying passive-aggressive disloyal bitch wench one too many times. Popeye has eaten his spinach, the arm muscles are IN the house, and Olive is well on her way to learning that it wouldn’t kill her to be nice once in a while to the most loyal and accommodating superhero a cartoon gal could hope for:

olive oyle gets the first of many well-deserved spankings

From Usenet.