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Here’s an excerpt from Alison Tyler’s blog post about why Christmas is such a great time of year for naughtiness:

I think that Christmastime brings out the naughty side of people. There are so many opportunities to be a bit devious. Holiday parties. Open houses. Dressing rooms at the mall. (Oh, wait. Maybe that’s just me.) Places to wear your slightly risqué outfits. Food and liquor to indulge in. Bosses to kiss under mistletoe.

Now, sure, if you’re like me, you indulge all year long. You find yourself at your boyfriend’s ex-wife’s house, with your skirt up and your knickers down. Down? I mean, you know, gone. You grip onto the counter and listen while the two most dominant people you’ve ever met debate how they might best punish you for your cheeky behavior. And whatever they decide, you understand you will have no say in. But that doesn’t really matter, because whatever they decide will turn you on.

There are wooden spoons nearby.

There is a spatula.

You’ve already been thrashed once today. What will befall your poor bottom now?

But if you’re not like me, and you don’t let loose so often, then the holidays are the perfect excuse. To wear stockings with jingle bells sewn in so that your crush can ask you what’s making music, and you can lift your skirt and show off your garters. And your thighs. And your naked, shaved… Excuse me. What was I saying? Oh, yes, the perfect time to nuzzle up to the office Santa and tell him exactly how bad you’ve been—or how bad you’d like to be.

And she’s right, too. Christmas does bring out the naughty side of the most unlikely people. I was checking out my purchase at a candy store in a square and boring mall in one of the squarest states in America, when some coal-shaped lumps of chocolate caught my eye. The square-looking register clerk, who could pass for one of the youngish grandmothers common in these parts, saw me looking at them, and she said with a minor gleam in her eye: “Those are only for bad girls, you know.”

Me: “Well, in that case, I guess I’ll need two.”

The gleam in her eye gets brighter. “She must be really naughty, then!”

Me, trying to sound weary and resigned: “You have no idea.”

She laughed and took my money.

He’s wearing a tuxedo. Doesn’t that make this a formal spanking?

From Chross.

Any job worth doing is worth doing well. In this case, that means “up one side, and down the other”:

From this shoot at Sex and Submission.

Via Bondage Blog, some brutal whip work from a very low species of 1980s porn:

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If you haven’t done your internet Christmas shopping yet, you’ve left it perilously late. Yes, second-day shipping could still rescue you; but you remain at the mercy of the web merchants, who are generally swamped and behind and may not actually ship your presents in a timely fashion.

Thus it was a few days ago that I ordered some items (can’t say what, because Bethie reads this). If you’ve got that sinking “Omigosh, I meant to order something last week!” feeling, you might still get lucky!

What should you order? That’s up to you. But (just to make her worry) here’s a little something I might have ordered for Bethie:

Cat-O-Nine-Tails:

Or, I might not have.

Found this spanking and sailing gem on eBay:

It reads:

The pretty young wife of the banker
Sweetly slept while the yacht lay at anchor,
But she woke in dismay
When she heard the mate say:
“Let’s life up the top sheet and spanker.”

I found this vintage whipping artwork on Usenet:

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