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I found a fun little spanking gallery at Rosy Red Cheeks [2015 update: now defunct] the other day. I think it illustrates the four stages of an excellent spanking: Surprise, Unhappiness, Acceptance, and “Secks Time Now?”

Allow me to illustrate:

Surprise: “Hey mister, what in the hell are you doing back there?”

Unhappiness: “Hey! Oww! HEY! Stoppit stoppit! Ow, my HAIR!”

Acceptance: “Hey, this isn’t so bad. In fact…”

Naked Time: Sex and Smiles

And didn’t she turn out to be a regular smiling beauty, when all was said and done?

See Also:

• Spanking Is Fun
• Bondage, Spanking, And Sex
• A Little Spanking And Some Rough Sex

As promised, another piece of Invidia’s new artwork. She called this simply “Window Cane” but I think I’d call it “The Welted Wife”:

This one comes with an excellent story of spousal discipline from The Boss. You know the story is going to go well when the setup includes a conversation like this:

David drifted over to the bar, “Hey, Brad. ‘Sup?”

“A bit of this, a bit of that. How’s married life treating you?”

“One month in and it’s working so far. No complaints.” David smiled and took one of the margaritas that were already made up.

Brad glanced over at Sharon who was chatting with some of her friends near the fireplace. “If you don’t my saying, she’s been so different since you and she got together.”

“Different good or different bad?”

“Oh, definitely good. Before then she was, well…” he stopping before completing the sentence.

“A raving bitch?” David laughed, “Oh, don’t be shy. I got into this with my eyes open.”

Brad cleared his throat, “At any rate, you’ve been good for her.” He had been one of the guys that had been sunk by Hurricane Sharon but wasn’t bitter. He had found Merrill on the rebound and was much happier for it.

“Once she gets past herself, she’s a very affectionate person. I just have to keep a firm grip on that other side.”

That’s just a teaser, the full story (and a much larger-format version of the artwork) can be found here on their own permanent page.

Thanks much to Invidia and The Boss! I’m just so tickled to have some of their contributions again.

It looks like this poor girl was whipped awfully hard, but on the bright side, she’s getting tender loving care:

I know, for some of you, that’s the best part.

Here we see Mark Davis explaining to Sex And Submission model Dylan why she’s not going to wiggle when he goes around behind her to cane her bottom and feet:

“It’s like this, see. First of all, you’re not going to wiggle because you can’t wiggle, I’ve got you trussed over this wooden beam pretty good. But more importantly, once I insert this big steel hook into your tender little rosebud and tie it off to your hair and to the overhead, you aren’t going to want to wiggle, no matter how much the cane strokes hurt!”

Pictures are from this shoot, where you can evaluate this anti-wiggling technology in action.

See Also:

• Memories Of A Spanking (With Bonus Butt Hook Action)
• The Caning Of O

Here’s just a taste of the spanking goodness from that 1907 “Anonymous” classic, Sadopaideia, starring Cecil Prendergast as he is first seduced, then birched, by the rich young widow Muriel, before he turns the tables on her, with the help of her maid Juliette, and then whips and spanks them both into a state of abject and permanent erotic submission:

I looked at the two distended bottoms conspicuously displayed on the edge of the bed. They looked so quaint that an idea struck me.

I went to the dressing-table and found a pair of hairbrushes.

Then I sat on the bed between the two girls and began to play, as it were, the side drums on their bottoms. I kept time to a mad silly sort of rhyme, something like this: Mu ri el, Mu riel, I will tan your bottom well. Ju liette, Ju liet te, I will see you don’t forget, accentuating the alternate syllables with blows of the brushes, using alternately the backs and bristles of the brushes.

I varied the force of the blows also, so that they never knew what the next blow was going to be like. I brushed the hair on their pussies, now softly so that they wiggled under the lascivious caress, now fiercely as if I was scrubbing a brick, which made them squirm with agony.

Getting tired of this, I again addressed myself to Muriel.

“You asked me just now to untie you and whip you, didn’t you? Well, I’m not so sure that I won’t do as you ask. The position is a little tiring I expect.”

“It’s awful … My legs and arms are gone to sleep. Oh, please untie me.”

“Juliette, you may untie her, if you like. Now go and stand in that corner with your face to the wall and wait until I am ready. Don’t dare to look round. Juliette, take off her nightdress and your own chemise and drawers. That’s right, now go and stand beside her.”

I took a birch from the case and the whip of knotted cords.

“Now,” I said, “I am going to whip you both for disobedience.

Long time readers will remember Invidia, who used to have a spanking blog and art gallery, and was internet famous for her spanking art. (She also created the bent-over schoolgirl who lurks under the Spanking Blog sidebar, to replace the girl everybody hated.) Well, the good news is, Invidia has sent along several pieces of new spanking art! Here’s the first:

Note the nice thick welts — no patty-cake spankings in Invidia’s artwork!

Thanks, Invidia, and welcome back.

See Also:

• Spanking Art Not To Be Missed
• An Illustrated Spanking Story
• A Classroom Caning

Folks, it is with chagrin, dismay, and weary disgust that I’ve finally been forced to disable hotlinking into the /spanking-pictures/ directory where all the great pictures you see on Spanking Blog are stored. I resisted for half a decade, but I’m done feeding bandwidth leeches for free.

If you experience any failure to see any pictures or graphics here at Spanking Blog, please let me know. The security robots are finicky critters, and I may have borked their instructions. I want to hear about any image-related oddities you may experience while visiting Spanking Blog.

That’s the message payload for this post.

The rest of this post is technical education for folks who are curious about the hotlinking problem or want to know what the hell I’m talking about — there is no spanking in it, so feel free to skip it.

“Hotlinking” is the practice of using, on your website, an image tag with a “src=” that points, not to your own web server, but to somebody else’s (like, say, Spanking Blog’s.) Hotlinking allows you to show images on your website that you do not have on your server — especially handy if you have some sort of web space, or are posting on a forum, where you cannot upload your own images.

Hotlinking is “bad” (for me) when it happens at high-traffic websites (because it costs me a lot of money in bandwidth) and when the people who do it don’t give me a courtesy link (because, if they did, I wouldn’t care about the bandwidth, I’d be too busy enjoying the traffic from the courtesy link).

Hotlinking is “good” (for the web and the world) when it’s done by people who don’t have their own image server space or don’t know how to upload pictures to their space. Hotlinking is also sort of built into the structure of the internet; the whole point of putting resources on the web is to share them, and hotlinking is one way to do that. Letting your images be hotlinked is a social good, if you can afford it and if people don’t abuse your generosity too badly.

Sadly, they do.

A year or two ago I put a lot of time and effort into a compromise solution — a fancy script that looked at every hotlink request and tried to decide which ones to accept (anything from a blog, for instance) and which ones to deny. There was also a middle ground, a category of hotlink requests that got satisfied, but with a “hotlinked from Spanking Blog” watermark. It was a huge pain to set this script up, it turned out to require constant tweaking, and, in the end it was pointless, because it didn’t actually reduce the number of hotlinked file requests my server had to respond to, since the script had to consider every one.

Here are some of the worst abusers in my logs for the month of August:

– Fark.com
– a Chinese-language spanking forum
– a members-only Norwegian image-sharing forum
– several “porn blogs” consisting of hotlinked pics from everywhere

There are also dozens of links from high-traffic non-adult blogs who hotlink the cute spanking pictures in my archives, but who are (presumably) reluctant to give a proper link credit because they don’t want to link to a horrifying nasty porn site like this one.

Anyway, no more. I’ve uploaded an .htaccess file to the /spanking-pictures/ directory that’s modeled after the one explained at Creating The Ultimate htaccess Anti-Hotlinking Strategy. Thanks to Perishable Press for the help.