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You ever go out with a girl who likes you to order for her? If so, you should take her to Metro Crepes in Oakland:

According to Eater SF,

Metro Crepes in Oakland’s City Center has been steadily gaining notoriety for its last item on the dessert menu: the Las Vegas crepe, which costs $25 and includes any crepe on the menu and a spanking. Yes, a spanking. Some added color from our tipster: “I didn’t have the guts to order the ‘Las Vegas’ crepe … When I asked about it, the cashier said, ‘We do it right here!'”

Me, I’ll be eating my “Prague” and watching.

Thanks to All Things Spanking for the link.

I’ve had good things to say more than once over the years about one of the last high-quality kinky porn magazines printed on paper in this country. Hustler’s Taboo, despite the 1970s-style porn industry cover copy, has for years been the last bastion of filthy kinky porn photography available at your local porn news stand (if you’re lucky enough to still have one in your town, they’re getting hard to find). It’s an unusual mixture of fancy kinky fashion and really dirty fetishistic sex, and I, for one, have always liked it (when I could find it, which was rarely).

Fortunately these days you can get Digital Access to many issues of the magazine by joining the Hustler’s Taboo website, which is now part of the Hustler Network. Considering that under some pricing plans the monthly cost is less than the cover price of a single magazine on good old-fashioned glossy paper, this is a pretty good deal!

Spanking is commonly featured in Taboo, but as the variety of the headlines in the cover shot above make clear, it’s not central to the magazine’s concept. This spanking image is from the August 2009 edition:

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California assemblyman Mike Duvall got caught on tape during a break in a committee meeting, telling another assemblyman how he likes to spank his girlfriend:

So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that’s ’cause you’re such a bad girl.

It looks like this young lady may have thought she could buy her way out of punishment:

Needless to say, it didn’t work.

It really, really, didn’t work:

Picture credits: Girls Boarding School

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She’s kneeling up as nice as you could please in her collar, but the potful of canes behind her suggests she’s in for a long punishment session:

If Google Translate from the German is not serving me too horridly, this is from the Slave Central (Sklavencentrale) profile of a submissive who calls herself Riot Mouse.

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Google turns up the most amusing things.

It seems a UK fellow named Craig Murray attracted the following troll comment on his political blog:

Apparently you enjoy sex with a kilt on and like to smack womens arses while singing Scottish songs.

His response?

I am shocked. You mean there’s another way to have sex?

I can just hear it now, as if through the wall of a cheap hotel room:

I will build my love a bower {SMAK!}
Near yon clear as crystal fountain, {POW!}
And there on it I will place, {WHAK!}
All the flowers of the mountain, {WHAP!}
Will you go, lassie, go? {SMACK SMACK SMACK!}

The other day I quoted The Twisted Monk on the vital matter of spanking location, or what he calls the problem of hitting “high and outside”. Now, from The Training Of O, here’s the perfect illustration:

It’s important to be fair here; since The Training Of O is a fairly heavy-handed BDSM site that has a slave-training theme, and never claims to cater specifically to spanking fetishes, it’s not inappropriate or surprising to see one of their tops administering a painful slap (or whip stroke) to a place that a spanking fetishist would usually leave alone. Thus, this is probably not the clueless porn spanking Monk was making fun of; it just happens to look a whole lot like those clueless porn spankings do. (Spanking Blog: where we nit-pick our own posts to save you the trouble!)