Art Buchwald On Wife Spanking

In 1968 the nation was titillated by the news that Cary Grant had spanked his wife, but only for “reasonable and adequate cause” according to his divorce lawyer. In response, on April 2, 1968 in the The Miami News (and presumably in every other paper in the country that ran Art Buchwald’s column) readers were treated to the putative views of Art Buchwald’s lawyer on the legality of wife spanking. These precedents were dodgy even then, but it makes for some fun reading:

buchwald spanking column

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Cosmo has backstory if your imagination isn’t enough.

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The Spanking Farmer

She told him he was a shitty farmer. He looked down at the mess of weeds and dead bare dirt, then back up at her face. “Lassy,” he said, “your problem is that you don’t understand what I’m farming. What I’m farming is naughty girls and burning red bare bottoms!” And then he grabbed her:

spanking farmer

From Spanked Cutie.

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Pussy Whipping Comic

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A panel from Billie and Betty by Alan Davis.

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He Wants Welts. Halp?

I got an email from a reader, which I have lightly edited for privacy purposes and brevity. I’m posting it here with my response in case readers may have additional suggestions. The reader asks:

My girl and I were spanko in spirit for a very long time before we met each other. She is dark skinned and neither bruises easily or raises welts. I have hand spanked her with enough force both of those should of happened. Is there a way too prep her skin so that the welts would raise easier? I am intrigued by the idea of leaving welts on her so she can feel them and be reminded of our activities. I have tried an 18-inch flogger with one-eighth-inch suede straps, but that left no marks either.

I hear you! Bethie, too, has darker skin that does not mark easily.

I have seen welts (red marks) from hand spankings in photographs, but never in person. I suspect they are more common on pale skin and bottoms that haven’t been spanked very much. And puffy raised welts from a hand spanking would strike me as a rarity. Is there a way to prep her skin so that these are more likely? I should imagine so, but I haven’t heard of this. Any readers have input?

Your suede flogger also seems to me likely to be too gentle to leave serious welts, although I would expect some reddening. No, your true friend for welt creation is a riding crop or a cane. Of the two, the riding crop is friendlier; it concentrates the striking force in usually-rectangular area of a few square inches or centimeters, making it easy to leave a prominent red mark and (with a little more striking force) a puffy raised area.

The cane, wielded with vigor, is even more likely to leave a memorable welt. These will be longer, narrower, and more likely to be puffy, raised, and painful enough to feel with fingers for a few days afterwards.

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Naughty Alex Reynolds

Spanking model Alex Reynolds just couldn’t keep it together at dinner:

About halfway through our meal, I discovered that the table wasn’t exactly even, and by leaning on it, I could make it shift. It wasn’t enough to spill anything or disturb anything, but Paul told me to stop it. So I did. But then I did it again — entirely by accident, of course! And the third and fourth and fifth time were by accident, too. I was very accident prone, until he leaned over and whispered in my ear:

“You’re going to get spanked for being so naughty when we get home. If you keep this up, you’re going to get spanked here.”

I doubted that he would actually spank me in a restaurant, but since it was my favorite place, I didn’t want to risk it. Despite feeling a bit squirmy after this scolding, I sat quietly through the rest of the meal and pushed only one button in the elevator on the way back down.

Once we got home, we snuggled up on the sofa for a while. I continued to talk a mile a minute to catch up on all the things that he had missed while gone. Eventually, the subject changed to my earlier naughtiness.

“I think you need to be spanked for making such mischief, and for disobeying me,” he told me, pulling me over his lap as he sat on the sofa and lifting my short, heart-printed dress. I was wearing white cotton panties with pink hearts on them, and he rubbed my bottom gently for a while: it was still slightly tender from having been spanked so thoroughly the night before. Then, he started to spank me. The sound rang through the room, sounding incredibly loud, and I let out a sound which was not just caused by the sharp sting. He continued, slowly and firmly, and I cooed, purred, whimpered and wriggled. I wanted more. I wanted to be spanked even harder, and I wanted it to be faster.

He teased me for a few moments, but the spanking grew, and it got exactly that: hard and fast. Soon I was gasping, overwhelmed, unable to process each individual sensation until it grew into one big, all encompassing feeling and I slipped, as if underwater, into a delicate, passive place. I was flushed with arousal and entirely content. After a few minutes, he stopped and leaned in to whisper to me again: “I don’t think that spanking you is enough. I’m going to beat you.” He stood me up and pulled my dress all the way off, enjoying the sight of me standing in my panties for a moment before giving me an instruction: “Go get my cane.”

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Harem Punished

Sometimes new inductees into the Shah’s harem don’t appreciate their great good fortune. When they balk at their new duties, they have to be reminded that there are always worse things that can happen:

harem slave caned after unsatisfactory bondage blowjob

From the Dofantasy comic Beauty Queens In Harem, via Bondage Blog.

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