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I don’t know what poor life choices this young lady made. I don’t know how she found herself utterly naked and getting spanked on a public sidewalk. Sorority hazing? Lost a bet?
The world will never know. But, at least she seems to be able to appreciate the humor in her situation…
He left her chained on tippy-toes for almost two hours. It was long enough that she had convinced herself that the uncomfortable bondage was likely to be the entirety of her punishment. You can imagine her dismay when she finally discovered just how deeply wrong that comforting notion turned out to be:
Artwork is by Ashely.
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No doubt she knew she was in trouble when the hydraulic ass-lifting t-bar activated and shoved her vulnerable bottom up into the air. If not, she got the idea when her captor stepped on the pressure switch on that nifty tit-whipper under the spanking bench:
Artist is Simon Benson.
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Someone on Twitter shared local news footage of the wild beach party that’s going on in south Texas among drunk people with an insufficient respect for the global pandemic. The news clip included about three seconds of amusing footage of people spanking each other.
I don’t imagine I need to explain that if by some hideous miscarriage of emergency management, the powers that be were to make the grievous mistake of putting me in charge of public health in Texas, the beach spankings administered would be entirely of another character. All those strong-armed Texas Department of Safety officers seen in the original news clip would be swinging prison straps until their arms were sore, and the party would soon become a lot more subdued.
Meanwhile, here’s the pandemic beach spanking clip as an animated .gif:
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These scholars may be young, but they are wise to the notion that progress is not always for the benefit of the lowest-status people in the system:
The cartoon is from Caricature: Wit and Humor of a Nation in Picture, Song and Story (1911).
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This is from another long-gone Tumblr porn blog:
The author and creator of the .gif wrote:
I just spent a whole lot of hours learning how to make gifs, just so everyone had some idea what it looks like when you tie a smoking hot girl to a bed, blindfold her, gag her with pink duct tape, and then lash her ass with an audio cable.
We thank you!
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They were just hanging out, drinking beers on the deck in the dark, smoking cigarettes, and swatting mosquitoes. And then they found a way to liven up the party. Is that thing a pizza paddle or a bread board? No matter, she’ll feel it well enough:
From the archival ghosts of a long-lost Tumblr porn blog.
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