Spankings, Not Poetry

Fun movie quote:

“Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it! But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now, please.”

— Lori Petty in Tank Girl

  1. Squire1999 commented on September 21st, 2007:

    That reminds me of a line from the wonderful (if highly geeky) book “Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” regarding the poetry from a particularly vile extraterrestrial species, the Vogons:

    Poetry, well written, can be a spiritually uplifting experience. Badly written, it can be an experience of buttock-clenching horror.

    The third worst poetry in the universe is written by Vogons, and frequently used as a form of torture.

  2. Ms. Betty commented on September 21st, 2007:

    Hm…was she talking to a Vogon?

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Reform School Collective Punishment Movie:

Detention House 3: Delinquent Girls Spanked Amazingly Hard

before and after brutal caning photo
"...the girls are prepared in the reformatory’s punishment room, naked, lying on their backs on special benches, bound with their legs spread above their heads, shamefully showing the two holes usually hidden..."