Spanking As A Financial Metaphor

Trawling the web for spanking goodies as I do for this blog, I am frequently amused by the non-sexual ways in which spanking is used metaphorically. There’s a ton of it in sports, but today I discovered this rare gem from the normally-staid world of financial writing:

Why They’re Billionaires And You’re Not

Two reports came out this week: Forbes’ annual World’s Billionaires list, and the Federal Reserve’s Flow of Funds, which tracks average household net worths. Compare the two, and you get a nice snapshot of how billionaires fared in 2009 versus us mere mortals.

And to put it mildly, they gave us a pants-down spanking.

The combined net worth of the world’s billionaires rose to $3.6 trillion, up from $2.4 trillion the year before…

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Reform School Collective Punishment Movie:

Detention House 3: Delinquent Girls Spanked Amazingly Hard

before and after brutal caning photo
"...the girls are prepared in the reformatory’s punishment room, naked, lying on their backs on special benches, bound with their legs spread above their heads, shamefully showing the two holes usually hidden..."