Towel Snap Wife Ambush

A well-executed towel snap is deadly, and if you wind up properly while making small talk about lamb chops for dinner, she’ll never know it’s coming:

I do hope that man likes ghost peppers in his remoulade, however. Because fair is fair, and when you ambush the cook while she’s washing dishes, it creates a karmic imbalance that cries out for comic justice.

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