How Not To Woo A Lady

From Erica Scott’s internet correspondence hall of shame:

Wow that is a lovely bottom. Especially for your age (I bet you hate hearing that).

And her predictable response:

You’d win that bet. And yet, you said it anyway, asshat.

Just… put down the internetz, sonny. Step away from the keyboard. Start walking away from it. And then, keep going.

  1. Haron commented on July 2nd, 2011:

    *snort* I’d like to make a macro that would say “Put down the internetz”.

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