Spanking Poker

Here’s a set of rules for a spanking poker game. The scoring is a bit complicated, but perhaps worth the trouble; it looks as if the usual unfairnesses of playing poker for forfeits (if you’ve ever played strip poker you’ll know what I mean) are avoided, making for a game that’s probably fun as a game as well as for the forfeits.

If you’re old-fashioned like me and think the girls should get all the spankings, I suggest cheating; choose a light implement that works best on bare skin, deprive the ladies present of their clothing, and have the men keep their pants on. (Be prepared to hear squawking when you implement this minor rules change.)

  1. Janeen commented on October 26th, 2005:

    Forgive me but that hardly sounds fair!! LOL

  2. Bethie commented on October 27th, 2005:

    Let me see if I can improve on your rule change. If it’s just you and me, I’ll pay up in spanks and you pay up in real money. We’ll have to up the ante a bit though. ;-)

  3. John commented on October 28th, 2005:

    This is awesome — this’s been THE fantasy for years, thoroughly surprised to see not only others, but a developed and published system. :)

  4. Mary commented on November 21st, 2005:

    Who needs chips and fancy scoring? Just betting spanks works pretty well. And, as for the girls getting all the spankings, well, my man is better than I am at Texas Hold’em. I’ve got the rosy bottom to prove it!

  5. lil shorty commented on July 17th, 2007:

    how very interesting me and my Master should try this game i bet he would love it

  6. kea commented on March 10th, 2011:

    me and my friends played like all day my bum still hurts

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