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“Would you rather talk to people on the phone, or take a green sticking?” Pale’s answer is obvious:

“So worth it!” she says, rubbing the welt.

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Technically this is a “fucking huge” fishing lure but it might as well be a squid-shaped rubber whip:

As always, Pale is a good sport about letting Dale test out his new toy on his favorite toy.

I doubt there’s any truth to Dale’s claim that the lure is for catching “large-eye ass….”

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Dale has a new collapsible fiberglass fishing pole and when he asks his wife for permission to test it out on her ass, she very cheerfully invites him to go for it, and instructs herself to assume the position!

She’s his dream spouse, and he knows it…

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The play of emotions in this video as he shows his wife some paint stirrer sticks and she seductively inquires “are you going to hit me with them?” only to look crestfallen when he says “Absolutely not, it would be unethical, that’s not who I am.” In outrage: “What do you mean, that is who you are!” And then he saves the day and restores her spirits by offering to swat her with a pickleball paddle instead:

Spanking love, I tell you!

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When he asks his wife “Would you rather one bambooing, or double it and give it to the next girl?” she answers him without hesitation. “One, please. Fuck you and the next girl. Aaaah!” Apparently he made it a good one:

You can’t tell me that’s not love!

Backup video link here, because original TikTok links like this vanish in days or less.

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Pale should know this: when a man has an impact toy in his hand, it’s unwise to request transfer of possession by demanding “Give it to me!” Because he will, indeed, most assuredly give it to you:

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Hey, remember when Pale said she liked Cool Whip? Well, now she gets it more often:

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