Whipping Miss Drawler

The Spank Statement has reproduced, in apparent entirety, the little spanking play from Swineburne’s The Whippingham Papers. It’s called A Visit to Mrs. Birch and the Young Ladies of the Academy, and it starts like this:

Mrs. Birch – My dear Miss Tickletouch, you have longed to see a whipping, here is now an excellent opportunity. Miss Drawler, although so very beautiful a girl, knows not a word of her lesson. She must be whipped as an example to the others, for were I to excuse her there would be no getting a lesson from any of them.

Miss Tickletouch – Indeed, my dear Mrs. Birch, I think nothing can justify her idleness; and as she can do better if she likes, this only calls the more loudly for punishment.

Mrs. Birch – That is exactly my opinion, so ring at once for Sally. As she has never yet been whipped, I suppose we shall have a fine crying bout of it.

Miss Tickletouch (rings) – You must not mind that, but go through with it with becoming spirit.

Simply awesome!

  1. Jose Cheung commented on August 22nd, 2008:

    Two thumbs up!

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