Paddles: Not Classified

I love the last line of this quoted paragraph from Not An Odalisque:

I hate the paddle. Nothing that inflicts pain gives me warm fuzzy feelings, but some inspire more fear than others. Straps and tawses are almost in the ‘like’ column. Canes have their special place, as they leave such lovely marks. Paddles don’t. Paddles don’t even get classified because I’m too busy squealing.

The squealing (and thrashing about) is why I like the things, isn’t that funny?

  1. Dan Duffy commented on August 7th, 2011:

    Sounds like a ringing endorsement to me!

  2. steve8x commented on August 7th, 2011:

    Different strokes for different folks.

  3. Tabitha commented on August 8th, 2011:

    I prefer thin stingy paddles over thick “thuddy” ones, any one else have a preference.

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