Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

This is silly and full of bad Star Wars jokes. Also fun:

Take a guess at how much that stormtrooper action figure you’re now holding is worth.
Um, five bucks?
Ha! No, my collectors guide values it at $18.20. It’s from the early 80s.
Aren’t you from the early 80s?
I am, you brat. Now guess how much that same action figure was worth before you removed it from its original packaging.
$18.20?
No, my dear, $129.50.

You know where it goes from there.

See Also:

• Bethie's Defective Light Sabre