Erica Versus The Spoons

Once again, Erica Scott brings the Bottom Of Kryptonite and the toys don’t survive the experience:

broken spanking spoons

As she explains:

New Guy came over tonight with a three-pack of brand-new wooden spoons. WTF?? The first time he came here, he brought me a birthday balloon and a flower. Now I get freaking spoons?? Is the honeymoon over?

Since they were kitchen implements, he got this crazy idea that I should spend more time in the kitchen. Needless to say, I didn’t share that sentiment. OK, he said, if I wasn’t going to use the kitchen for cooking, then he’d use it to toast my buns.

Yeah, well… I showed him. And his damn spoons.

She has a history of this sort of thing, too.

  1. Lady Koregan commented on November 14th, 2010:

    Ah, no wonder he’s “New Guy”. Those spoons are the ultimate in rookie mistakes.

    Two rows over in most kitchen aisles you find several sturdy spoons made from beechwood. much more effective.

  2. Erica commented on November 14th, 2010:

    Actually, he has 20+ years in the scene; he’s no rookie. I call him New Guy because we just started playing recently. He has a bag filled with “effective” toys. Those spoons were just extra. :-)

    Thank you for the shout-out, Kind Sir.

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