For all the cane lovers out there, I have certainly found something easier to carry (to let’s say a hotel?) around. A Drumstick. It is rather wonderfully painful, but it does have a tendancy to leave bruises. However, that could just be me since I bruise easily. Anyway, ya’ll should give the drumstick a chance!
Mimi Might I suggest a conductor’s baton. Doesn’t leave as much of a bruise, some of them are quite decorative and they even add a bit of panache to your TSA x-ray.
"...a heavy round wooden paddle with a hole in the middle that leaves fearsome red bruises. And then the shaking girls with beaten butts and tearful faces receive another terrible punishment..."
For all the cane lovers out there, I have certainly found something easier to carry (to let’s say a hotel?) around. A Drumstick. It is rather wonderfully painful, but it does have a tendancy to leave bruises. However, that could just be me since I bruise easily. Anyway, ya’ll should give the drumstick a chance!
Mimi Might I suggest a conductor’s baton. Doesn’t leave as much of a bruise, some of them are quite decorative and they even add a bit of panache to your TSA x-ray.