A Carpet Beater For Buns

A while back I got an email asking me if I knew where to buy an old-fashioned carpet beater. Not a used one, or an antique; my correspondent didn’t want anything touching her buns that had previously touched dirty carpet. No, she wants a new one.

I couldn’t help her, but I did find this illustration:

If you know where to buy a new one of these infernal devices, please get in touch.

2012 update: Added a bigger picture size and can say that I now know the artist is Paula Meadows — something I did not know in 2003.

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  1. B. Wright commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Just like everything I found a selection on Ebay. Listed as “replica carpet beaters are used as nostalgic home decor” but sure look like they would work.

    B. W.

  2. Henke commented on March 10th, 2005:

    You can buy a carpet beater in every supermarket in Sweden for example, I guess they are selling all over Scandinavia.

  3. N. commented on March 10th, 2005:

    You can find a very nice carpet beater
    so called futontataki in souvenir shops
    in japan.

  4. robert and louise UK commented on March 10th, 2005:

    We are a married couple and use the carpet beater regularly. She is never spanked. We first saw its use in pics from the Hadda series (thank you george) and were searching for a beater for about a year before we found one in a little gallery in central uk. We paid 12 for it and it has a wicked sting. there is nothing quite like its action for arousing us both and making sure the spankings have their desired effect.

  5. shadow commented on November 29th, 2007:

    In San Jose, as well as elsewhere in the USA, are asian “dollar stores” that carry lots of kitch– including new plastic hard rug beaters.
    We have one here called Leechee Tree that has them in neon orange or green– they were great!

  6. Robert commented on July 3rd, 2009:

    Hi

    Try Coventry canes which is also advertised on ebay they had the carpet beater advertised last time I checked

    Rob

  7. like2bspanked commented on May 16th, 2012:

    Cane-iac has both a delran and a wicker. Both are exceptionally useful, in fact I thought the delran would be worse, wrong!

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