How Not To Woo A Lady
From Erica Scott’s internet correspondence hall of shame:
Wow that is a lovely bottom. Especially for your age (I bet you hate hearing that).
And her predictable response:
You’d win that bet. And yet, you said it anyway, asshat.
Just… put down the internetz, sonny. Step away from the keyboard. Start walking away from it. And then, keep going.
*snort* I’d like to make a macro that would say “Put down the internetz”.