A Cane To Start Her Off With
You’re only going to get one cane stroke before this woman is a hundred feet down the track and accelerating away. So you might as well make it a good one:
Photo is all over the internet in various states of subtle Photoshopped alteration. The best available attribution suggests it may feature the lovely posterior of Slovenian sprinter Alenka Bikar.
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It would make a more interesting method of starting the events.
I suppose you would need another alternative version of the Olympics though … and I can’t imagine that any of the US Networks (Excepy maybe HBO) would televise it?