Barbecuing With Blonde
Blonde writes:
Friday we had a fantastic day. We sat outside on the patio, poolside, while he cooked the steaks on the grill…. To fill his time while he grilled he kept his cane handy and made patterns on my butt.
It’s tragic, I tell you, how the world will never appreciate the restraint I’m showing by eschewing various cheesy comments about cooking, grill marks, hot meat, and so forth. Verily I am a prince of decorum and a paragon of good taste.
No, wait. I just blew it, didn’t I? Doh!
