Bible Spanking

The Twisted Monk has the most entertaining conversations:

“Yeah, so there we were in what had to be the skankiest hotel room ever. The place reeked of stale cigarette smoke and mothballs. This place was so low rent; the Gideons would not leave a bible in the room.”
“How do you know that?”
“I looked for one.”
“Um and why would you do that?”
“I wanted to spank her with it.”
“Ok that is just wrong.”
“Nah, just par for the evening.”

  1. Confused commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I always wodnered why those bibles were left in hotel rooms – now I know!

  2. The Monk commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Yeah, you have never been spanked till you have had the word of god smack your ass.

  3. Claire commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I’m not sure … we have an Irish Jesuit school tawse inscribed “AMGD” (Latin- “To the Greater Glory of God”) that packs quite a wallop!

  4. Vixen commented on October 5th, 2007:

    My first spanking ever was with a Bible in a hotel room. Pretty painful on a butt covered in massage oil.

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