Ass Spanking Etiquette
I found a blogger with an etiquette issue for which Miss Manners will not be providing a useful solution:
I’m left pondering one major question this weekend: What is the appropriate way to tell someone you would not like to spank her ass? I mean, how does that work? You’re dancing and a woman says to you, “Dance with me, I’ll let you spank that ass.” Isn’t the only response in that situation to spank that ass? Can you ever say, “No thank you, I’d rather not spank your ass right now?” I don’t think so. Conversely, if a woman says to me, “Come here, let me spank your ass” can you say, “No thank you, I would not like for my ass to be spanked at this juncture?”
I have that problem all the time.
