You Spanked Who?

If you’ve ever appreciated the classic “Who’s On First?” comedy routine by Abbot and Costello, you’ll enjoy this updated spanking version:

“Excuse me, but my magazine is doing an article on unusual jobs, and I understand that you’ve got a real doozy. Could you please tell me about it?”

“Well, I’m a rock and roll disciplinarian, so I guess that’s pretty unusual.”

“A rock and roll disciplinarian?”

“That’s right. You see, sometimes musicians have a hard time keeping up with all their commitments, so I help out by disciplining them whenever it becomes necessary.”

“I see. And when you say you discipline them…?”

“I mean good, old-fashioned, corporal punishment.”

“In other words, you spank them.”

“Exactly.”

“That certainly is unusual. If you don’t mind my asking, whom have you spanked recently?”

“Well I had a very busy day yesterday. I spanked three entire bands.”

“Three bands, wow! Hold on, let me get my pencil out. Okay, now which bands did you spank?”

“Well Who was first…”

“Yes, that’s what I’m trying to find out. Who was spanked first?”

“That’s what I just said.”

“So are you going to tell me then?”

“Who.”

“The first band.”

“Who.”

“The band you spanked before any of the others.”

“WHO WAS SPANKED FIRST!”

“That’s what I’m asking you: Who got it first?”

“Yes.”

“Yes?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, so Yes was spanked first.”

“No! Yes wasn’t spanked first.”

“Then who was?”

“Yes.”

And so it goes.

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