Problem Like Maria: Solved!

How do you solve a problem like Maria? Blake has figured it out while preparing a naughty filk for a custom video:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Maybe a good hard flogging’s what she needs!
First find a tree and rope with which to bind her.
Then whip her bare back hard until she bleeds…

I must admit, I never considered Maria to be quite that much of a problem, but she’s a delightful bit of baggage and sorting her out wouldn’t be any kind of burden at all.

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Wild Party 2: Five Very Sorry Girls

before and after brutal caning photo
"...thirty vicious cane strokes for each delinquent young woman caught drinking on school grounds..."