If you’re at all familiar with the Oglaf comics, it’s won’t surprise you to learn that one of his characters came up with the notion of a “trial by fuck” while caught in a tight spot. As she explains it to her captor in this four-page comic:
For fuck’s sake, you joyless shitpail — we fuck. At some point I try to escape. What the hell do you have against fun?
Relevant to our purposes here, it turns out you can’t have a proper fuck trial without at least a little bit of spanking: