Nude football (in the European sense of the word “football”) is an innovation devoutly to be wished. But stopping a hard kick at the goal with your naked ass? That’s perhaps an innovation too far. However, it’s not without visual interest for fans of bare bottoms getting smacked with stuff:
Pictures are from Queensnake, which may require a bit more warning than a bare link. It’s a site dedicated to unusual and/or severe ways of inflicting pain; if you’re not familiar with their work, some of the sights you’ll see upon clicking the link may raise your eyebrows right up onto the top of your head.