This is just mean. Shelby Cross writes about D/s via text messaging:
Me: I can haz orgazm now?
Husband: Yes. Have fun.
Me: Thank you thank you thank you! I can use a buttplug, too?
Me: The nice big glass one? :D
Husband: Yes. In fact, I insist.
Me: I can’t find the lube. Where’s the lube?…Where’d you put the lube?…Hello?…OH GOD DAMN IT.
Mean, I say. But I like it!