Cameron Diaz Assumes The Position
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Spanking Blog Archive for June, 2010Cameron Diaz Assumes The PositionVia Chross:
Hardwood Ruler PaddlesBethie and I have so many wooden toys that normally, the idea of another one is ho-hum at best. Been there, swatted with that, or with something so close to it, she couldn’t tell the difference. But these narrow hardwood “ruler” paddles from The Stockroom look different. I may have to get me some. They look light enough to get used a lot, controllable enough to put in the same place a lot of times, and heavy/solid enough to cause a lotta-lotta sting. A genuine old-school oak-hardwood school ruler might be similar, but it’s tough to find one of those that doesn’t have sharp edges or corners, or a metal straight edge, or splinters. (And there’s no good way to hold it that doesn’t eventually make my hand start to hurt a little, he said woefully, expecting pity and sympathy…) See Also: An Electric Spanking For BlunderBroadIn Eric Stanton’s famous Blunderbroad comic, which is a BDSM spoof of Wonder Woman featuring lots of catfights and bondage, there’s a scene where the evil villain Sir Dastardly has her helpless in his basement and decides to do a photoshoot. It goes kinda like this:
Why, indeed? Not all of these delights are illustrated in the comic, but we do have a detail showing the electric butt-swatting and tit-slapping machine:
Anime Girl Kneels For A CaningFriday Flash Spanking VideosIt’s time for a rare dose of spanking video clips, methinks. Normally I prefer stills, but the Lupus Spanking people never disappoint: See Also: 120 Days Of WhippingOr, at least, the girl is worried she might be in for an ordeal like that:
From a foreign-language version of The 120 Days of Sodom as illustrated by De Silva. Fisting Tumble Of The DayWhat it says on the tin. Plus some really nice bright red riding crop welts, making it Spanking Blog relevant: Thanks to Sir Profligacy. Books Are For Teacher SpankingIt starts as these things always do. A rough class, a teacher who can’t quite maintain control. She tries to bend one of the girls over her desk for a spanking:
But the other girls, rough creatures they, come up behind her. Before she knows it, she’s like this:
And then she’s like this, and it’s looking like it’s gonna be a long hard day:
And that’s when her darling students show her they know what textbooks are really for:
Via Wired Pussy. See Also: Cheerleader Brandi PaddledHere are a few pics of Teen Brandi as a cheerleader, who looks to have fallen afoul of the world’s meanest girls school administrator:
See Also: Hair-Puller GeneralIt’s been quite awhile since I’ve posted any spanking porn from Spankmaster General, but they are one of the older and more venerable spanking sites around. I especially like the way this unfortunate spanked girl is being held still by her hair: Of course, I’m almost equally amused by the “I love to swallow” tee-shirt the spanker girl is wearing. It’s a brasher version of the famous Swallows shirt from T-Shirt Hell. See Also: Animated Side-To-Side SpankingWatch this for awhile. Try not to get hypnotized:
Spanking With And Without SexAnybody who has spent any time at all on spanking forums and such has witnessed or participated in the train wreck of a discussion called “Does spanking need to be sexual?” or something similar. It’s a train wreck because the answer is different for different people. I myself consider spanking a form of foreplay, pretty much; other people don’t want any sex mixed with their spankings, or they do, but they are getting spanked by somebody with whom they have good reasons not to be sexual. Or whatever — there are ten different answers for every dozen people, and six of those people are convinced that what’s true for them ought to be true for everyone. Makes for a messy discussion, usually. So against that backdrop, I thought it worthwhile to link you to Mistress Matisse’s slightly-more-general column that explains some of the reasons people may enjoy non-sexual BDSM. It’s called Spanks a Lot: BDSM Without Sex and it begins:
Cartoon Blonde, WhippedI believe this Dofantasy.com whipping panel comes from another Roberts title, Secret Police: See Also: Spanked By Fox NewsAlert reader “C” sent me this spanking article, amused by its Fox News branding. But the thing to remember about Fox News is not that its editorial stances are right-oppositional; they are, but despite that fact, the Fox organization is not actually culturally conservative at root. At root, Fox News is a Rupert Murdoch tabloid operation, and so if it sells newspapers, it runs. Nothing else matters. What’s fascinating about this spanking article is that somebody at Fox decided it will sell newspapers — or sex toys, because it’s got three affiliate links in it. Since when did newspapers start publishing editorial content with embedded affiliate links? Well, I guess they saw us bloggers doing it and decided it was the wave of the future. I’m surely in no position to throw the first stone. But, enough blather. The article itself is kinda fun:
The rest of the article is just like that — poetic and attractive language that polishes up a workmanlike and very functional step-by-step “spanking for vanillas, and why it’s fun” instructional. Pretty good work, and miraculously free of the usual newspaper rib-nudges and reportorial linguistic distancing. Spanking Tumble Of The DayIt’s an explicit anal sex in bondage shot. Looks amateur, in a good way. And camera front, there’s the prettiest distinct riding crop welt you eve saw, so clear you can almost see the stitching: Thanks to Sir Profligacy. Three Caned PussiesIt’s that time again:
See Also: Lylyth, CanedI feel as if it’s been too long since I posted any Pain Toy pictures. Here’s Lylyth enjoying a caning:
See Also: Settling The Office AccountsSeriously, girl. Did you really think you could buy a tawse from the office petty cash fund, and not have to settle the account? From Erectus. A Little Spanking PartyShe Whipped It Beet RedThese are the perils when you let a male author pen the female narrative voice:
Very Naughty SchoolgirlReluctant Bride’s Anal HoneymoonI would really like an attribution for this. It looks like 1930s vintage work to me, but it also reminds me of more modern BDSM artists like Guynard. Here, I imagine, we have a bride who refused her new husband when he attempted to take certain “liberties”. Her refusal, to her tearful surprise, didn’t work out quite as well as she hoped it would… Don’t forget to click the image for a 1024×768 wallpaper version! Punishment Party Out Of ControlThis Eric Stanton illustration comes from the cover of a publication called Punishment Party. The spanking catfight in the foreground looks like good clean fun, but I’m a little concerned by the woman in the background swinging the spiked shoe with a look of murder in her eye:
See Also: Sun, Sand, SpankingThey say that people actually play Jokari with those paddles. But I don’t believe it. One look at this picture and you know that somebody is gonna get a spanking! See Also: Early Superman, Spanking... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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