Porno Smacks Versus Good Spankings

The Twisted Monk has one thing to say to those porn people who smack away during pornsex like they’re riding a bull at a rodeo: “UR DOIN’ IT WRONG”.

Well, OK, that’s not precisely what he has to say. Rather:

How many times have we seen this in porn? The dude is fucking her from behind and in between strokes he sorta halfheartedly swats her ass, usually in the exact same spot and much to the obvious annoyance of his co-star he continues to do so till it is time for his money shot.

[T]hings normally seen only in kink porn are now being seen by consumers of “vanilla” porn and frankly they are getting a terrible education if they think swatting a gal’s ass repeatedly in the same damn spot while fucking her is normal, or even welcome.

Over the course of my personal and professional career as a pervert, it has been my pleasure to deliver a number of spankings and I’ve grown to become an aficionado of the art. So here, let me share 3 important rules for giving a fun, sexy and hot spanking.

2) Location, location, location. Now logic would dictate that one should want to strike the largest, meatiest part of the ass. Hence most folks tend to aim for what I like to call the “high and outside” area and usually end up hitting closer to where the hip joint is. This tends to mostly just sting and annoy. Instead aim low, right between the cheeks and just above the ass hole. This is the “sweet spot” where you can get a nice, meaty thump when you strike and the shock wave is felt in the person’s tingly bits. Now don’t suffer from SDS or “Same DAMNED Spot”, syndrome either. Target your strikes with varied speed and intensity around the sweet spot, even edging a bit into the high and outside territory, but focus on the good spot.

  1. Dave commented on September 25th, 2009:

    lol…..I must say, excellent and very clear advice. I am taking notes! :-)

  2. RC commented on September 26th, 2009:

    T.M. knows his craft.

    It also helps to have musical training as a percussionist, preferably on doumbek or bongos.

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