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The other day I quoted The Twisted Monk on the vital matter of spanking location, or what he calls the problem of hitting “high and outside”. Now, from The Training Of O, here’s the perfect illustration:

It’s important to be fair here; since The Training Of O is a fairly heavy-handed BDSM site that has a slave-training theme, and never claims to cater specifically to spanking fetishes, it’s not inappropriate or surprising to see one of their tops administering a painful slap (or whip stroke) to a place that a spanking fetishist would usually leave alone. Thus, this is probably not the clueless porn spanking Monk was making fun of; it just happens to look a whole lot like those clueless porn spankings do. (Spanking Blog: where we nit-pick our own posts to save you the trouble!)

The Spank Statement continues to earn its reputation as the best place in the spanking blogosphere for detailed and well-documented excerpts of spanking material from popular culture. Here’s part of a much longer excerpt from a Nick Carter spy novel, in which Our Hero takes a gun away from a hostile female intruder before spanking her:

Nick jerked the glass forward with he suddenness of a striking snake and flung himself sideways out to of his chair. Cold rum and even colder ice cubes slapped against her face and splashed down the front of her low-cut gown. She made a sound like a police siren and leaped to her feet, waving the little gun wildly and wiping her pretty, creamy-tanned neck with an agitated hand. He caught her gun arm and twisted it upward in one swift, relentless thrust. The little gun dropped to the floor and he kicked it away.

“Now,” he said menacingly, “we’ll do the talking my way.”

Her scream turned into a little yelp of alarm as he pinned her hands in one of his and dragged her back to the chair. He seated himself comfortably and pulled her down on top of him, her firm breasts nuzzling into his knee and her shapely derriere clamped beneath the palm of his right hand. His legs scissored around hers.

“Leggo of me, you bastard!”

“Watch your language, he reproved her. I warned you what was going to happen, and you went right ahead and made it worse. I’m going to ask you a few questions. Miss O’Reilly, baby, and you’re going to answer me – or else.” His hand rose quickly and descended on the small behind. There was a satisfying sound, and his hand stung.

“First. When did you start following me, and why?”

“Following you?” she squealed. “I haven’t been doing anything of the sort! I told you, it was only after the man called you Straven that I even noticed you.”

“Oh, come on, now.” A series of slapping sounds, and a yelp. “You bumped into me three times and you didn’t notice me? You’ll have to do better than that. What were you trying to do, scrape acquaintance or lift my wallet?”

The blonde head turned and the sky-blue eyes blinked at him resentfully. “Neither!” Those were accidents. You can hit me all you like you sonofabitch, but they were accidents. I told you I was sorry, didn’t I? Goddamn! No indeed, I didn’t want you or your miserable wallet. It was just my bad luck I kept on running into you.”

Nick stared into the blue eyes reflectively. There was something oddly convincing about her indignation. She gave a convulsive little wiggle and he slapped her down almost casually. So maybe she hadn’t been following him.

“All right, let’s try the next question. You think I’m not Straven. Why don’t you go to the police, is it because you think you can blackmail me?”

“I won’t answer your questions in this position! Put me down and I’ll talk to you, damn you!”

Nick thought it over. This was quite enjoyable, in a way, but it wasn’t getting him any where.

“If that’s a promise – okay. but first, here’s a little something for lying your way into my rooms and waving a gun at me.” His hand came down hard, several times. Her outraged squeals were music to his ears. She was the least likely and most inefficient spy he had ever met; a Mata Hari with a sore behind.

“Ten…eleven…twelve,” he finished, and stood up abruptly. She thudded to the floor and scrambled angrily to her feet.

She rubbed her bottom soothingly.

This lesbian spanking fantasy is brought to you from the erotic prisons operated by Caged Tushy:

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The Twisted Monk has one thing to say to those porn people who smack away during pornsex like they’re riding a bull at a rodeo: “UR DOIN’ IT WRONG”.

Well, OK, that’s not precisely what he has to say. Rather:

How many times have we seen this in porn? The dude is fucking her from behind and in between strokes he sorta halfheartedly swats her ass, usually in the exact same spot and much to the obvious annoyance of his co-star he continues to do so till it is time for his money shot.

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[T]hings normally seen only in kink porn are now being seen by consumers of “vanilla” porn and frankly they are getting a terrible education if they think swatting a gal’s ass repeatedly in the same damn spot while fucking her is normal, or even welcome.

Over the course of my personal and professional career as a pervert, it has been my pleasure to deliver a number of spankings and I’ve grown to become an aficionado of the art. So here, let me share 3 important rules for giving a fun, sexy and hot spanking.

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2) Location, location, location. Now logic would dictate that one should want to strike the largest, meatiest part of the ass. Hence most folks tend to aim for what I like to call the “high and outside” area and usually end up hitting closer to where the hip joint is. This tends to mostly just sting and annoy. Instead aim low, right between the cheeks and just above the ass hole. This is the “sweet spot” where you can get a nice, meaty thump when you strike and the shock wave is felt in the person’s tingly bits. Now don’t suffer from SDS or “Same DAMNED Spot”, syndrome either. Target your strikes with varied speed and intensity around the sweet spot, even edging a bit into the high and outside territory, but focus on the good spot.

It’s bedtime, I think. And she hasn’t had the best day. She has much to apologize for…

Artwork is, I think, by Georges Topfer.

I’m not sure who thought it might be a good idea to put some young человек who looks like a refugee from the Russian army in charge of a whole classroom full of ill-behaved young девочки, but if this photoshoot is any guide, he’s well-equipped to handle the brutal tradition of discipline in Russia:

And he’d appear to be a man who loves his work!

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I always love the posed spanking photos where the girl can’t stop grinning:

Anybody who has spent any time writing an adult blog has probably received a communication — usually an email or an irrelevant blog post comment — from somebody who writes at length about their own highly-specific fantasy and then fishes for some kind of detailed feedback. I get these all the time at Spanking Blog, deleting them left and right. I’ve long suspected there’s a fetish out there — perhaps related to exhibitionism — for describing one’s kink to a stranger, and/or engaging them in conversation about it, or somehow inducing them to write about it. “Hey, would you write me some wank material please?” (Only, they usually don’t even say “please”.)

For some reason the people who have this fetish (or, at least, the ones I hear from) seem to have issues with comprehending boundaries and appropriate contexts, which tends to make their missives seem creepy, weird, inappropriate, gross, or some combination of these. Understand, I’m not talking about the people who comment on a blog post to share the hot ideas it gave them or their own accounts of doing something similar; that’s just normal conversation in this context. Nope, I’m talking about people who dive deep into the goopy details of their own detailed fantasy, without anything to contexualize the conversation or explain why they foolishly imagine I might want to participate in it with them.

If you’re not following me, Mistress Matisse has just republished a classic example of the genre, plus her inimitably humorous response. And, yes, it’s an “I need a spanking” email in its broadest outlines…

Do you suppose the bachelor in question will find a use for his foppish cane?

I know. I am a fully-briefed progressive and modern citizen. I have been informed. One is not, repeat NOT, supposed to spank the office help. It’s unprofessional, and it’s a tort. Hands off.

But…in that case, is it fair, is it just, to be offered such irresistible temptations?

Image via alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage.

As is often the case, recent galleries from Lupus Spanking are almost too harsh for this blog. But if you like to combine humiliating and helpless bondage exposure with really severe and ass-bruising spankings, they’ll take your breath away.

The story starts in this gallery with three miscreants forced to report for a pre-punishment enema:

Then they are tied to a sort of bench, with their heads to the wall and their ankles attached to the same wall above their faces. Their exposure has to be seen to be believed.

The next gallery shows these helpless young ladies being spanked, hard, with a sort of round wooden paddle that’s got a hole in the middle. “Ouch” doesn’t even start to convey the intensity.

As for myself, I want one of those benches. But once I had Bethie secured to it, I think I’d get distracted from spanking her long before her bottom ever got that sore…

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This excellent scene of a riding crop well plied is from Pain Toy via Kinky Delight (click the image for large version):

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A reader sent me this YouTube movie clip link with a request for help identifying the movie it comes from. The clip involves a fully-clothed, very emotional caning scene, from which this is a screen capture:

We’ve got this for a title: 신풍의론도

If you’ve got any information, please comment!

Several tight loops of rope around wrist and elbows is a very effective way of keeping Emma Heart from interfering with her own spanking:

(Click image or here for larger uncropped version.)

From this Sex And Submission gallery, in which you can also see that this lovely model has a very expressive face. (There’s also video.)

I just came across a handful of mouthsoaping and spanking pictures that I think some of you will really enjoy. These are from Bad Tushy, where, it would appear, sweet Emma has let her foul mouth write a ticket her ass cannot cash. Out comes the bar of soap and the vigorous lecture:

Then, soap still in mouth, it’s time for her OTK spanking:

It looks like there’s a very one-sided conversation taking place as her spanking continues. The bar of soap is looking a little ragged, too:

Yup, it’s definitely getting a little soggy and soft around the edges:

Even after the spanking is over, the mouthsoaping is not. Emma is “allowed” to kneel and think things over. Does she look sorry to you? I’m thinking she’s still got trouble in her eyes:

Sadly for this photoshoot I don’t have a free sample gallery to show you. But, if you were to actually join Bad Tushy, you’d find that there are more than 160 photos in this one sequence alone.

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I’ve accumulated a lot of japanese spanking artwork from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime lately. Here are a few of the better ones:

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Famous alt-model Maggie Mayhem goes over Otto’s lap for a long OTK spanking session:

More here, courtesy of Everything Butt.

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A nice vintage bondage flogging, possibly by Irving Klaw?

And I hope that’s not really a handfull of chains being used as a spanking implement. Ouch!

This poor girl has run afoul — again — of the many, many rules of conduct at Girls Boarding School, and so she’s being caned in her bedroom while her roommate kneels beside her in sympathy:

More here.

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I particularly like the way this geography teacher has a set of shackles affixed to her desk (and the floor in front of it) for just this purpose:

One gets the impression that, just maybe, she’s a believer in rigorous classroom discipline.

I suspect that the artwork is by Carlo.

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She’s in a secluded outdoor garden:

She’s well and truly fixed in place:

She’s, yes, a bit apprehensive, and with good reason:

What follows is a private whipping party, complete with two men, several whips, a cane, an astonishing array of brilliantly-colored whip welts, and a bottle of wine.

Not the most civilized garden party I’ll grant you, but pleasant enough in its rough way.

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A number of you ladies will have seen something like this at one point or another:

You’d better go ahead and bend over, you’re in for a spanking all right!

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In this photoshoot the lovely Savannah West makes a very plausible naughty schoolgirl:

Of course after her stern lecture, she gets gets bent over for a spanking:

And we all know what comes after the spanking: the oral sex! Not to mention the bondage sex (because that’s just the sort of photo essay this is).

Amusingly, however, the punishment isn’t over, after the hot kinky sex. Nope, it’s time for another traditional schoolgirl punishment, albeit performed somewhat nakeder than was traditional. Behold the balancing of the heavy books on tired and trembling arms:

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How can you tell when a feller is a true spanko? When he’s offered this encouraging view, and his first reaction is to raise up his hand to deliver it a righteous spank:

Gentlemen, you know you’ve all been there.