It’s been awhile since we’ve blogged spanking links from Violet Blue; she’s hella busy these days and I suspect not getting her bottom properly and regularly tended to. But today she dropped a link to a great Instructable on how to carve the foam off a ping-pong paddle so that you can leave any simple design on somebody’s bottom by simply spanking them:
The instructions are pretty simple. The Spanking Blog summary, in the best internet meme tradition, goes like this:
1) Get paddle.
2) Print art.
3) Tape art to paddle.
4) Cut along lines.
5) Scrape out the foam inside the lines.
6) Spank people.
But of course the Instructables version is more detailed, with handy tips and tricks, and the internet equivalent of Arlo’s 8″x10″ color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one explaining what it was about.