Spankings, Not Poetry
Fun movie quote:
“Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it! But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now, please.”
– Lori Petty in Tank Girl

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That reminds me of a line from the wonderful (if highly geeky) book “Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” regarding the poetry from a particularly vile extraterrestrial species, the Vogons:
Poetry, well written, can be a spiritually uplifting experience. Badly written, it can be an experience of buttock-clenching horror.
The third worst poetry in the universe is written by Vogons, and frequently used as a form of torture.
Hm…was she talking to a Vogon?