Spankings, Not Poetry

Fun movie quote:

“Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it! But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now, please.”

— Lori Petty in Tank Girl

  1. Squire1999 commented on September 21st, 2007:

    That reminds me of a line from the wonderful (if highly geeky) book “Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” regarding the poetry from a particularly vile extraterrestrial species, the Vogons:

    Poetry, well written, can be a spiritually uplifting experience. Badly written, it can be an experience of buttock-clenching horror.

    The third worst poetry in the universe is written by Vogons, and frequently used as a form of torture.

  2. Ms. Betty commented on September 21st, 2007:

    Hm…was she talking to a Vogon?

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