Ahh, Paris Hilton, that fine blonde picture of privileged American youth. Is she in jail this week, or has she sniveled her way out again? I get so confused, even when I try to keep track, which is … never.
However, I can feel a MasterCard commercial coming on.
[Disclaimer: This post is for humor purposes only. Judicial spankings as featured on Spanking Blog should be understood as pure fantasy fodder. Spanking people without consent -- even spoiled brat heiresses, no matter how richly they may deserve it -- is not something Spanking Blog would ever seriously advocate.]