And then there was yesterday morning, when I got spanked for – I’m not sure what, but it might have been for the crime of having a bottom, and standing around with only some French knickers on while I was brushing my hair in the morning.
It’s not every woman who understands that sometimes, just having a bottom is a spankable offense.
Anyway, it happened like this:
So, I’m minding my own business (damp hair), when Abel swoops into the bedroom, sees me and says something along the lines of: “Well, if you show off your bottom like that…” He grabs my Mason Pearson hairbrush, pushes me over the bed, and wallops me with it about two dozen times.
It stings. A lot. Hairbrushes tend to.
So that was that: random, unprovoked acts of violence in the home, and he seemed mighty pleased with himself after all that.
As well he might!