Spanking Flirtation And The Art Of The Pickup

Here’s a pickup artist’s account of how he used spanking talk as part of his patter while chatting up women waiting in line to get into a club:

We go to the Bubble Lounge, and there are three cute girls in front of us, so I just start talking to them, “sorry I’m late, boss kept me at work, wouldn’t let me go, blah blah blah, he was whipping me, etc”. They totally are playing back, and I start getting one on one with the cute blonde girl, while my friends very cute wife talks to the other two. She totally likes the whips comments, and we talk about breaking out the whips on our second date. This is getting good, so I break out the classic, “I don’t know who your boyfriend is…but he is NOT spanking you enough.”

She looks at me, smiles, and says, “I don’t have a boyfriend.”


  1. itsasecret commented on October 2nd, 2006:

    THAT is the best pick up line I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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