Since Masters are never wrong and Master is the one who counted….according to his calculations and the number of swats I received….I think I am 87 years old. Fortunately, I look young for my age.
At one point I (quite foolishly) took it upon myself to point out that he had just given me 15 swats that he had already given me and counted. So he took them back. The exact same way he applied them. One after another, only I think the take back spanking was harder than the initial spanking.
And thus was all made right with the world.