This has got to be the best intro for a spanking blog post that I’ve seen lately:
“Is this a rubber hose?!” I pick it up, then put it back down quickly. A two foot long one inch diameter hollow length of rubber. “This isn’t a Turkish prison! What do you need that for?!”
“What do you think?” Matt picks up the hose, then starts walking towards me. “Bend over and we’ll find out.”
Isn’t it cute when spanko girls ask rhetorical questions? “What do you need that for?” Muah-ha-ha-ha….
And in case she missed it the first time it came around on the guitar, here’s a “real” Turkish prison for Librarygirl.