Philip at Hot Action announces:
I want to take a poll of all the submissive women in the world. I want you to email me, philip[at]hotaction[dot]ca, and tell me exactly how long it’s been since you’ve had a good spanking.
(In case you’ve never had a spanking, you poor girl… tell me how long it’s been that you’ve been wanting one.)
I will compile this data, calculate the average and use it to plot an index of satisfaction vs. neglect of the attention-craving female ass.
Is Philip a mad mathematician? Or is this just a ruse, a strategem, a clever ploy to get the email addresses of women who are badly in need of a spanking?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.