And it’s not from SpankBoss…this is Bethie! Woo-hoo! I’ve got the keys to the blog, a large drink by my side, and I’m ready to talk.
Can y’all believe SB actually showed me how to do this and then left me alone? Sure, he gave me a few rules to follow but that’s not gonna slow me down a bit. I may be sitting on a sore bottom the next time I post but that’s why I have such nice cushiony pillows around the house. And, yes, “cushiony” is a word – I promise it is! I’m not so sure about “cushionier” but that doesn’t stop me from using it.
I’m probably going to need those nice cushiony pillows when SB gets home. Today I went on a little shopping spree and replaced that handy little wooden spatula we both enjoyed so much. It wasn’t the first implement we’ve broken and I’m sure it won’t be the last. I’m sure if I reinforced it with something it would have lasted longer, but then I wouldn’t have gotten as much fun out of it. There’s nothing like that secret little thrill when, as I’m doing everyday tasks, I see or use something that my bottom knows well. And my bottom knew that spatula well! Mmmmm…
Ahem…okay, back to my shopping spree story. I also found a couple of other interesting cooking utensils that might be useful for more than just flipping eggs or whatever they were originally intended. Do people really buy those pizza boards for making homemade pizza? I want to get all the different sizes to hang on the kitchen wall but SB wouldn’t let them stay there for any length of time and I’m not sure my bottom would thank me for it. Still, it’s very tempting.
It’s those spanko urges that make shopping so very interesting. I love that warm, fuzzy feeling I get when I’m shopping for spanking or sex goodies. Especially if I’m in a store that doesn’t specialize in that sort of thing. I feel deliciously naughty and I wonder if the clerks notice the flush on my face. It’s not a flush of embarrassment either!
Geez! I wish SpankBoss would hurry up and come home. I know! I’ll call and tell him to check this post to see if it’s okay. Maybe that will hurry him up a little. I’ll let y’all know if it worked.
And if you can still see that little blurb below…please ignore it. I can’t figure out how to delete it. Whoops!