An Update From Spanking Central

And it’s not from SpankBoss…this is Bethie! Woo-hoo! I’ve got the keys to the blog, a large drink by my side, and I’m ready to talk.

Can y’all believe SB actually showed me how to do this and then left me alone? Sure, he gave me a few rules to follow but that’s not gonna slow me down a bit. I may be sitting on a sore bottom the next time I post but that’s why I have such nice cushiony pillows around the house. And, yes, “cushiony” is a word – I promise it is! I’m not so sure about “cushionier” but that doesn’t stop me from using it.

I’m probably going to need those nice cushiony pillows when SB gets home. Today I went on a little shopping spree and replaced that handy little wooden spatula we both enjoyed so much. It wasn’t the first implement we’ve broken and I’m sure it won’t be the last. I’m sure if I reinforced it with something it would have lasted longer, but then I wouldn’t have gotten as much fun out of it. There’s nothing like that secret little thrill when, as I’m doing everyday tasks, I see or use something that my bottom knows well. And my bottom knew that spatula well! Mmmmm…

Ahem…okay, back to my shopping spree story. I also found a couple of other interesting cooking utensils that might be useful for more than just flipping eggs or whatever they were originally intended. Do people really buy those pizza boards for making homemade pizza? I want to get all the different sizes to hang on the kitchen wall but SB wouldn’t let them stay there for any length of time and I’m not sure my bottom would thank me for it. Still, it’s very tempting.

It’s those spanko urges that make shopping so very interesting. I love that warm, fuzzy feeling I get when I’m shopping for spanking or sex goodies. Especially if I’m in a store that doesn’t specialize in that sort of thing. I feel deliciously naughty and I wonder if the clerks notice the flush on my face. It’s not a flush of embarrassment either!

Geez! I wish SpankBoss would hurry up and come home. I know! I’ll call and tell him to check this post to see if it’s okay. Maybe that will hurry him up a little. I’ll let y’all know if it worked.

And if you can still see that little blurb below…please ignore it. I can’t figure out how to delete it. Whoops!

  1. Bethie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Okay, the blurb is gone but I’m not about to try and delete that last sentence. I was doing good just to get the original posted! :lol:

  2. Elissa commented on March 10th, 2005:

    You did a great job!!! It’s wonderful to hear your side of things and your “tone” of voice (writing). Keep up the good work….I think it sounds like it is a LOT of fun around your house!

  3. amie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Well done! Keep posting and don’t bother deleting anything it makes the rest of us mere humans feel better.

  4. Confused commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Of course cushiony is a word! Although about a month ago one person at work looked on disapprovingly as the rest of us proclaimed a new chair to be more cushiony than the others. Poor dear, she’s younger the rest of us..

    Hope you get to make more posts :)

  5. Invidia commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Welcome to the blogging world Bethie. And yes, some of us do use those boards for pizza (too). :)

    Best Blessings,

  6. dark night commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Our best kitchen toy is supposed to be for draining pasta; it is a flat piece of wood shaped like a half moon with a bunch of little holes drilled in it, and a handle. You’re supposed to hold it against the side of the pan and let the water pore out. But the holes are pretty big for most pastas. I bought it at a craft fair held at my parents’ church, and I swear its most-commonly-used-for purpose didn’t occur to me, I just thought it looked pretty cool for some reason.

  7. Bethie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Thank you for the support! I’m still a little nervous about blogging here. Goodness knows I don’t want to mess up SpankBoss’ blog! Can you imagine the spanking I’d get if I crashed it or something? :lol:

    Actually, SB was very encouraging (in oh so many ways) and he’s still very busy so I might blog again if he can’t. I might…

  8. satdess commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Everyone would love to hear more from you. And with blogs, just as with computers in general, you can’t really break them too badly to get fixed.

    Unless you get too physical that is.

  9. Tyr commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Is this Bethie from Portland.

    If it is maybe I’ll see you at the Wednesday Munch.

    If you don’t know me by this name I go to the friday party with Kat ( the girl with all the Hello Kitty stuff )

  10. TheBoss commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I’d still like to get one of those plastic ‘Kool aid’ spoons with the face on the end, heh.

  11. shimmer commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Hey, I found a leather fly swatter at a country store … does that count? Even if it doesn’t, oh boy does it smart!

  12. Bethie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    As long as I don’t crash (or drop kick) the computer in the next day or two I’ll blog again since SpankBoss is still extremely busy. And what little spare time he does have, I have plans for. ;)

    Tyr, sorry, wrong Bethie – I’m not from Portland.

    If I didn’t like Invidia so much, Boss, I’d get you one of those Kool-aid spoons. It’s just that there’s something not quite right about being spanked with something that looks so maniacally gleeful.

    Shimmer, a leather fly swatter? That definitely counts and sounds intriguing as well!

  13. Confused commented on March 10th, 2005:

    B got a plastic fly swat which stings when used. However, as it wasn’t designed for use on humans, the plastic didn’t last very well :)

  14. Invidia commented on March 10th, 2005:


    I am glad indeed that you do like me so well. I don’t think I could tolerate a spanking with grinning Kool-aid spoon.

    As for fly swatters, that was my grandmother’s discipline tool of choice. I hate those things. They have a wire frame that will tear up your butt!


  15. Spankboss commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Hmm, I shall have to keep my eye out for a spare spoon. The Boss *must* be properly equipped! ;-)

  16. Invidia commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Look Spankboss, don’t make me come up there. ;)

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