“Ouch Dangit Stop Wiggling!”

Baltazar writes about the perils of a wiggly spankee:

When administering a playful and erotic OTK paddling to C’s rear and caressing it between blows of the paddle always ensure that if she wiggles as you are bringing the paddle down you keep your restraining hand well out of the “danger” zone.

Guess which silly sod clipped the end of his left thumb and index figure with the paddle? Yes, that’s right, it was me.

Cue much cursing and sucking of sore fingertips to the accompaniment of C rolling around on the bed in fits of giggles.

I was walking in the woods with Bethie the other day and menacing her with a long and extremely whippy fresh switch. Whilst cutting the air at great speed to attain the maximum evil “whhzzzzzt” noise, the very thin tip executed a 360-degree looping backlash and smote me lightly on the back of my hand. I was not amused, and it’s possible I profaned and/or blasphemed.

Bethie was amused. However, she quickly discovered the drawback to laughing at a man with five and a half feet of fresh spring willow in his hand. She squealed and ran. Then I was amused.

  1. Invidia commented on March 10th, 2005:

    ROTFLMAO!

    You Doms are soooo sensitive when it’s you that’s getting hit – at least you have a good humor about it though. Nice that you are both such good sports as to be able to laugh at yourselves later.

  2. TheBoss commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I try very, very hard not to mention when I’ve hit myself. =) I’m not the most adroit person, in general, so I take care that may doesn’t go far astray for both out sakes! This is also the reason I don’t even attempt to use a bullwhip or anything similarly flexible, heh.

  3. Bethie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    What really makes me laugh is when he’s trying to be threatening with an implement by smacking it against his hand and does it a little too vigorously. He always looks so surprised! LOL

    I know it’s not smart but I can’t help but laugh at him when he does that. Hey, I’m gonna get spanked anyway so I might as well! :lol:

  4. Confused commented on March 10th, 2005:

    The other not-smart thing to do is to remind him that you’ve got a higher pain threshold than he has… :D

  5. Danor commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Hee hee hee hee hee.

    *runs away*

  6. Sarah commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Mac is highly allergic to pain so I fully understand the humour in this!

  7. Baltazar Casaubon commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Following Confused’s comment… The other not-smart thing to do is remind him of the fact you have a higher pain threshold, and then hang around WITHIN ARMS REACH giggling.

    *spank spank* :-)

  8. Michelle commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I always laugh when Mike accidentally hits himself. I always laugh and say “you’re supposed to be the big strong Dom! Can’t you take a wacking?”

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