Somebody Needs A Spanking

Once a week or so I get a nice letter complimenting me on the blogging I do here. It always makes my day. So I suppose it’s inevitable that I will sometimes also get hate mail. Fortunately, such nasty letters are vanishingly rare, and they are usually also so illiterate and incomprehensible as to be hilarious. Case in point:

From: “Jim” {jottley@cogeco.ca}
To: spankboss@spankingblog.com
Sent: Thursday, January 22/2004 2:30 AM
Subject: is your hand more sore from…

is your hand more sore from jacking off, or pounding that link key LOL
it’s hilarious that you have almost 500 in hits, and under 100 outs ROFL

talk about faking statistics, but as long as you’re happy thinking you’re number one in your own head that’s fine…

keep on jackin off

I have no idea what the author is babbling about, but he’s obviously handicapped by missing the class on periods in third grade. Jim Ottley, thanks for a good laugh!

  1. john commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Boss: Keep up the fine work. Don’t let the occasional illiterate jerk get to you.

  2. stormy commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I hear ya, Boss. Don’t worry – those of us in the scene can easily recognize others who are actually living the life and those who wish they were. It’s easier to criticize when you, yourself, have never really done anything worth posting about. :-)

    Keep up the good work!

  3. Spankboss commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Thanks! Don’t worry, I posted that for its humor value only. I’m having fun even if Jim Ottley isn’t!

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