From an amusing article by John Ross entitled “Understanding Women & ‘The Rules’ For Men: or, Think of It Like Driving In England“, this simple rule from the “how to stop screwing up like you’ve been doing” section:
Spank her. Spank her bottom lightly when she does something you don’t like. Spank her harder when she does something good. I discovered this years ago and the worst results I’ve ever gotten were neutral. The best were volcanic. (I don’t do this unless I know at least her first name, but that’s just me–it’s probably not necessary.)
John’s not very politically correct, and it’s possible he’s spent too much time on the Fast Seduction website, but I won’t argue with him about this bit of advice!