Here’s Emalee, the disturbingly cute mascot of the “Unholy Army of Catholic Schoolgirls“.
With her paddle by her side.
If you go to the site and click on her, you can go to a cool flash page where you can swap her into (and out of!) all sorts of outrageous outfits.
Alas, the paddle never moves.
And don’t forget, if you are a disturbed, punked out Catholic school girl, the Unholy Army wants YOU!