Hey, folks, do you need a good little vicious spanking spoon? I just saw your favorite spankee’s least favorite spanking spoon at Costco. For about seven dollars they have a variety pack consisting of three plastic tubs of Koolaid — and an included “Mad Scientist” stirring spoon. It’s of good size with a long handle for getting to the bottom of the pitcher — or whatever — and made of that hard kitchen vinyl, with the face of the smiling Koolaid guy done in cutouts. Mouth, nose, eyes, and eyebrows, for a total of six diversely shaped holes. Cheerful and mean at the same time, how can you beat that?
If I can find my digital camera, I’ll post a picture here in a few days.